I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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