its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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