I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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