I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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