My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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