Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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