Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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