He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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