she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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