i permit you to call me
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's never too late to be topless.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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