don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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