Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I love you. Go after that dick
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
