Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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