so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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