We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have post one night stand depression
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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