you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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