And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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