she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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