oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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