***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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