i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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