I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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