How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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