just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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