North Korea, Best Korea!
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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