Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
