I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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