Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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