This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
