And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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