That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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