Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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