Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
