naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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