I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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