I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
