I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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