He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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