It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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