I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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