I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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