Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
