Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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