i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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