All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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