My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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