so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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