Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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