tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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