I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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