BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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