Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
