in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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